Son!!! I’m not EVEN gonna let Jordan brand get away with this one without exercising my first amendment right to the highest level of slander I’m capable of. *clears throat* (pause). This is by far THE wackest fucking Jordan/Nike brand sneaker slated for release in the history of EVER and not for nuffin is the same brand that homes the wackest signature sneakers of three of the best/most talented players in the NBA (Paul, Anthony, Wade), created several struggle hybrid sneakers (Flight 45, 60+, Fusion, CMFT) the list goes on, and only successful attempts at creating a dope hybrid came in the form of the Dub Zero, Spiz’ike, and Six Rings. We at Rare1s.com have noticed the trend of the Nike/Jordan brand inflating the price of retro releases while compromising the integrity of the materials being used in comparison to the OG releases, but what are you gonna do right, not copp?, so that’s a battle we’ll pass on for now, but this fuckery will not get an EZ Pass b.

I had the privilege of attending the Jordan Spiz’ike NY Knicks colorway release/Spike Lee signing at Footaction a few months ago and the question was raised in regards to a new sneaker in the works to replace Jordan brand’s Spiz’ike. Spike briefly touched on the subject of the new project which he stated would be dubbed the ‘Son of Mars’ and the new promos would include Spike Lee’s son as the successor to the character he portrays ‘Mars Blackmon’ (hence ‘Son of Mars’) and MJ’s son (most likely Marcus) as his. Naturally this left all in attendance buzzin about the possibilities of what the new project would produce and to replace the Spiz’ike, expectations were naturally high, not to mention Spike himself gave a testament to the dopeness of the sneaker in production. Fast forward to 1/13/2012, I get a phone call from Ace telling me the ugliest sneaker to ever grace the world wide web had been posted and I had to check it out. So I log on and what do I see?…this piece of shit ass fuckery you see above.

I can’t even begin to describe the backlash Jordan brand should expect behind this shit son. The combination of sneakers used to isn’t the problem. The problem lies in the particular parts of the sneakers used. A 6 backing?!!!…a laser 20 strap?!!!…I’m convinced Jordan brand believes its demographic is filled with a bunch of sheep who will buy any piece of shit product they stitch the Jumpman logo on (they’re probably right). I blame ya mafuckas without an quarter ounce of integrity flowing through your veins that go out and support anything Jordan brand releases just so you can utter the phrase “igotthemjstho”. Fact of the matter is you low expectation having mafuckas are the reason Jordan brand even feels confident in dropping bullshit like this instead of being held accountable to release a dope sneaker earning your business and hard earned money.

A few of you that may read my post will say whether or not this sneaker is dope is dependent on his/her personal view/opinion. BULL and SHIT! That fuckin sneaker is trash and I give zero fucks who disagrees with me about it. The only people checkin for this sneaker’s release date are Jordan brand Stans and mafuckas with no goals nor ambitions of succeeding in life. Ladies, if ‘he’ buys you a pair of these, you have permission to give in to your inner desires of letting his not-so-close homeboy hit it because he clearly doesn’t care about you and the relationship will be over soon anyway. Fellas, if ‘she’ buys you a pair of these, feel free to let your inner ‘Chris Brown’ flourish for at least 10-15 minutes, not saying I endorse domestic abuse, but I’d understand. I personally plan on finding everyone accountable for the production of this sneaker and send them each a ‘fuck you’ email for their participation. I’m out b, may your laces stay clean and your ice bottoms stay blue…